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florentineking:

im-just-a-reaction:

ayy-lmao-zedong:

aphextwinselectedambientworks:

ayy-lmao-zedong:

communist-queen:

communismkills:

So you’re just trying to deflect from what happened with a Muslim attacker by coming up with a bullshit talking point.

you forgotten about the crusades babe?

at the time crusades began islamic armies have had been marching into europe for a few centuries, babe

because bringing up the crusades makes islamic terror un-exist

crusades - the most relevant problem of the year 2016

It is becasue there aren’t enough of them.

Imagine having such a shitty argument that you have to go a thousand years into the past to try proving your point

jakenbakery:
“ tankies:
“”
Alexa: “You seem sad. Would you like me to play Despacito?” ”

celticpyro:

jamespotters-badonkadonks:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

What is the most heterosexual thing you have ever seen?

My parents in their loving and supportive marriage where they value each other as equals and love and support their children unconditionally.

The rest of the post was garbage so I’m reblogging this wonderful and wholesome comeback and letting it end here.

(via libertarirynn)

wonderytho:
“Me_irl
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liberscaryrynn:

consultingpolymath:

victorian-sexstache‌:

l0vegl0wsinthedark‌:

lqtraintracks‌:

Okay, so do vampires drink from arteries or veins or both? Asking for a friend.

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@lqtraintracks This drew me in too easily, what the heck 👏😂

This guy is the Gordon Ramsey of blood.

“THIS BLOOD HAS SO MUCH ACID IN IT, I’M SEEING TECHNICOLOR DEMONS!!!”


AU where Gordon Ramsey is a vampire

(via libertarirynn)

did-you-kno:
“The Poison Garden is a public garden full of deadly plants. When the Duchess of Northumberland took over the English garden in 1995, she wanted to fill it with something different that would interest children, who “don’t care that...
humansofnewyork:
“ “My mom is in prison. I see her every fifteen days. My siblings take me to visit her, but then they leave me when it’s over. My grandmother doesn’t want me. My uncle beats me up. I have nowhere to live. The only person I have in my...
emkast2:
“justemoinue2:
“THIS IS THE REASON MY BLOG HAS SUDDENLY GONE APOLLO 13. Please check your settings and turn OFF this lousy stinking algorithm that the Tumblr Termites keep turning ON.
”
THIS IS WHY I’M NOT SEEING THE BLOGS I FOLLOW!!! Reblog...

historical-nonfiction:

In 1830, American consumption of alcohol peaked at what is roughly 7 gallons of ethanol (pure alcohol) a year. That is the equivalent of 1.7 bottles of standard 80-proof liquor, per person, per week.

(Source: The Atlantic)